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Sorry gutter, fellow headbangers. Dette ser skikkelig teit ut.
Ikke nøl, gå til demon-slayer.org og bli kvitt dine demoner i dag du og. Eller “løp og kjøp” som det heter på reklamespråket.
Dette er bra saker. Ekte greier.
Takk til annonsen som dukket opp i Gmail. Og de sier at Google sliter med relevansen på annonsene? For noe tøv.
*STRANGE NOISES? *SCRATCHING *BEING WATCHED?
*BUMPS IN THE NIGHT? *ARGUING? *DEPRESSED? *RECENTLY MOVED INTO A NEW HOME?
THERE IS HOPE!
LET US HELP! IT IS WHAT WE DO BEST AND NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT LIKE WE CAN!
*WE HAVE OVER 40 YEARS OF COMBINED EXPERIENCE!*
Often what people perceive as a real haunting or possession turns out to be something easily explained and fairly normal. There are times however when there are no normal or easy explanations and help is needed. That is where we come in. We are the “real” thing and will succeed where others fail because we come from a lineage that is over 3000 years old, that means we have over 3000 years of experience, knowledge and training at our finger tips. We have been doing this work for many years and travel all over the world as we are needed.
We are not paranormal researchers looking for evidence that things go bump in the night. We KNOW that things go bump in the night.
We get the job done discretely without publicity.
We are very professional and honest.
We have been through rigorous training and have years of experience with severe cases.
We travel the world offering our services.
We are the true Demon Slayers, given the lineage and authority necessary to rid your home and loved ones of unwanted negativity and unseen visitors.
~Due to the time sensitive nature of this work we would prefer that you email us as soon as possible so that we can take care of your problem before it worsens.~
Det har alltid vært mye alvor i metal, og bloggere har oppdaget potensialet i dette. For festlig metal lesning, bilder og video, se for eksempel bloggen Metal Inquisition . Godbitene står i kø:
- Gorgoroth reklamerer for Snickers (nei, det er ikke sant. Photoshopp vettø).
- Metallhuer for 20 år siden og nå. Hva er verst? Se Metallica fans før og nå.
- Hjemme-hos-Darkthrone-Fenriz reportasje fra NRK lydverket.
- Skikkelige fans har skikkelige Metal tattooos.
Herved er (an)befalingen gitt om å le(se) til øyet er stort og vått. metalinquisition.blogspot.com
Noen ganger kommer man over banale festligheter, som sau.no og ulv.no.
Et annet eksempel, som er verdt 30 sekunder og et smil er Master of puppets.com. Eieren har nok fått dosen spam.
Dæven for en genial tjeneste: last.fm. Min profil på last.fm.
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